Quick Daily News Rewritten Headlines Series.
Today's Headline Skim News: {Saturday AM., Catholic Cardinal Expects Biden to Chat, Boebert Wasn't Drunk, NYC Pop 10Million+ is FULL OF ILLEGAL ALIENS!
LOL, Biden Joins UAW Picket Line, Ted Cruz Says...Michelle 2024, Wonderful Mom Kills Her 2 Daughters, Armed Good Man Stopped Bad Man Beating Store Clerk-YAY, Idiot Newsom Wants Trucks On Road Without Drivers, Secretary of Education Calls Says Protesters are Misbehaving, 14ft Alligator with Human Body, Reporters Are More Important Than You, Reporter Attacked by Teens, Dead Baby on Trash Conveyor Belt, Iowa Killer Skips Opts Out of Jail, Lady Dies of Heart Attack On Plane, and so much more Click Bait!}
