It's a virus!
No, it's rising sea levels!
No... it's WAR!!
Whatever the people who suck tell you to be afraid of, rest assured common sense and reason are winning.
We have a veritable bevy of 'delicerious' sound for you today!
From pants-on-fire Jake Tapper to let's-let-illegal-aliens-serve-in-our-military Dick Durbin to my personal favorite - the-world-is-ending-NOW John Kerry.
It's a TUESDAY SMORGASBORD and you have a seat at our table!
Bon Appetit!
