Dearly beloved, we gather here today on the KICK 'UM B!SHES Simulator for the 3rd and final playthrough of Perish.
We will look back on our time together fondly, kick 'um bishes in their face and bastin' baddies with the shotty.
In our fun but brief time together, we've laughed, we've yelled, we've cried from laughing, we've taken on minotaurs and those annoying sorcerers with the lightning bolts.
All the while we've held our head high, after all, it is best practice to face your enemies if you intend to kick 'um b!shes.
And as we look back on fond memories and headshots, ye as we wreck through the valley of the dead, I shall fear no evil for I fear not mineself.
Let us join hands and raise our feet as we let loose a Spartan kick in solidarity and give a 21 punt salute.
Can I get an amen?
